Where I left off…

pink dot has been reinstated. you are welcome to continue visiting “where i left off…”, the content will be different.  xo

Very late ast night at the grocery store check out:

Bagger:  Diet Coke with vitamins?  That’s kind of weird…

Cashier: Diet?  Anything diet tastes disgusting.

Me: Do you always provide commentary on the food that people buy?

 (trust me, that wasn’t what I wanted to say)

*I have since tried said Diet Coke Plue (with vitamins and minerals) and it does NOT taste digusting.  Actually, it is better than regular diet according to my taste buds.

Last night I took the girls to the pool.  I managed to do three laps in 20 minutes (not good) before I had a dizzy spell.  Abby had to help me get to the side, and I realized that perhaps it isn’t such a great idea to do swim without another adult with me.

This morning I get a call from my husband, and when I ask him what Tootie had for breakfast I am informed that she has had potato chips.  Mind you, Tootie is having serious nutritional issues because she is such a picky eater. 

Honestly, it took  me about 45 minutes to recover from the “potato chips for breakfast” news.  Maybe I should learn deep breathing techniques just to survive a normal day.

Thursday 12:30 AM:

 

Me: (snicker)

 

Him: are you crying?

 

Me: (giggle)…no

 

Him:  what’s so funny?

 

Me: I had a dream that I was writing a song about surgery booking sheets…but because the information is confidential, the entire song was made up of acronyms and conjunctions…(more giggles).

 

Him: okaaaay…heh

 

Me: (uncontrollable giggles)…

 

Him: It’s not that funny…

 

Me:  It’s ridiculous…The A.N.P.T.  is a B.T.W.  and D.F.B…O.P.M.T.S.(more giggles)

 

Him:  yeah…okay go back to sleep.

 

Me: (more uncontrollable giggles and gasping)

 

Him: seriously be quiet

 

Me:  I think I blew a booger and I don’t know where it landed (guffaw, snort)

 

Him: Oh that is so gross…

 

Me: I’m serious…(more guffaws and laughter mingled with giggles and snorts)

 

Him: *sigh*

 

Me:  Okay okay I’ll shut up now…(strangled giggle)

 

I’m not sure if this conversation actually took place, but if it did I giggled myself to sleep.